INFOTAINMENT

DOCS FOR KUWAIT

2011-12-22T21:56:00.000-08:00

Job Location: Kuwait

Dear Candidate,

We are one of the largest International healthcare placement Co. based out of New Delhi.

IIHCR is in the business of sourcing and placing healthcare professionals around the globe since 1999.

Currently we have excellent opportunity for Doctors in the Govt. Hospitals of Kuwait in the following / Specialties / Positions :

-Pediatrician
-Gynecologist (females only)
-Diabetologists
-Surgeons
-Internist
-Emergency Registrar
-Dermatologists
-Orthopedic Registrar
-Cardiologist Registrar
-ENT Registrar
-Neonatology
-ICU Registrar
-Physiatrist (Physiotherapy doctors)
-Radiologist

Eligibility :

Qualification : MBBS with MD or DNB
Experience : Minimum of 2 years post MD/ DNB experience.

Benefits :

-Excellent Tax - Free Salary
-Fully furnished family accommodation over and above the salary
-Annual air ticket to home country for self
-30 days fully paid Annual Leave
-International Private Medical Insurance
-Indemnity and Life Insurance as per labour law

If you are interested to work in Kuwait and are suitable for any of the above position,

please email your CV to dr@iihcrecruiters.com before 30 Dec. Please3 feel free to seek any further information.

Best Regards,

Pooja Khanna
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India International Healthcare Recruiters ( IIHCR )
Healthcare Division of IITR
4868/24, Second Floor
Ansari Road,Daryaganj,
New Delhi - 110002
Ph No. 011- 441563461

MOH SAUDI ARABIA

2011-12-22T21:54:00.001-08:00

Dear Doctors,

Good Fellow Foreign Services is the leading healthcare recruitment company in India, having vast experience of 22 years in this line. We had helped realized many aspiring doctors, nurses and medical technician in fulfilling their dreams. We are the No.1 medical recruitment firm for the 'MOH .kingdom of Saudi Arabia' past 4 years.

Welcome the talented and aspiring doctors to come and apply for the upcoming 'MOH, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia'. It"s a government job and openings are across all the position from 'resident to consultant' level in the entire health department. We are having opening for the following departments:

 Anesthesia
 Orthopedics
 Ophthalmology
 Cardiology
 Vascular Surgery
 Oncology
 Obs & Gynae ( Female Only)
 Dermatology
 General Surgery
 ICU/ICCU
 Pediatrics/Ped ICU/Ped cardio
 Internist/Internal Medicine or General Medicine
 Gasternology
 Nephrology
 Emergency Medicine
 Nuclear Medicine
 Infectious diseases
 Quality Control (M.B.B.S + MHA)
 Neonatology
 Pathology
 Chest Diseases/Pulmonary Diseases
 Neurosurgery

Educational Qualification:

Resident: MBBS
Sr.Resident: MBBS+ Dip
Specialist or Registrar: MS or MD
Consultant: DM, M.Ch, Fellowship

Experience Required: Minimum 2 Years exp is required in their field

Location:- Saudi Arabia

Please find the salary details below:

FOR INDIAN DEGREE HOLDERS

Resident/GP Doctors: MBBS= 4000 SR Basic + 200 SR per yr of experience (Count up to 15 yrs)
Specialist/Resident Doctors: MBBS+ Diploma = 6450 SR Basic + 330 SR Per yr of experience (Count up to 15 yrs)
Specialist Doctors: MD/MS/DNB = 8050 SR Basic + 438 SR Per yr of experience (Count up to 15 yrs)
Consultant Doctors: DM/M.CH/PH.D/MRCS/FRCS or any Equivalent = 10560 SR Basic + 576 SR Per yr of experience (Count up to 15 yrs)

FOREIGN DEGREE HOLDERS-USA/Canada/Europe/Japan/Australia/New Zealand/South Africa/Singapore/Korea/Malaysia

Specialist Doctors: Graduation+ Diploma not less than 1 yr =8395 SR Basic + 506 SR Per yr of experience (Count up to 15 yrs)
Specialist Doctors: Post Graduate or Equivalent = 13350 SR Basic + 750 SR Per yr of experience (Count up to 15 yrs)
Consultant Doctors: Doctorate/MRCS/FRCS or Equivalent = 22280 SR Basic + 960 SR Per yr of experience (Count up to 15 yrs)

The ministry has increased the salary by 20% to 50% Increment per month of the Total Salary (Basic + Per yr Exp) as Departmental Allowance,.

20% Increment for MBBS Doctors.
25% - 45% - Increment all Departments for MD/MS/DNB/MDS.
50%- Increment all Departments for DM/MCH/PhD/Any Equivalent.

BENEFITS:

Accommodation : Free Family Accommodation or 3 months Basic Salary Housing Allowance
Medical and Transportation : Free TA & Medical
Contract : 1 yr renewal contract
Vacation: 45 days paid leave per year
Benefits : 100 % Tax free salary
Note:
Public Health, Community & Family medicine, Social preventive medicine are not included. Candidates with experience in these departments may not apply.
No T.A/D.A provided to candidate for Interview purpose.
No telephonic interview or Video conferencing.
Only Personal Interview with foreign delegates.

Thanks and regards,
Zulfiquar Ali (HR)
Good Fellow Foreign Services Agency
159/1, 1st Floor
Opp. Escorts heart Hospital
Sarai Jullena
New Delhi,NCT, India 110025
Phones:-011-47122786,30 Lines
Fax:-26823273,Extn No:232
E-Mail:- overseas@goodfellow.in
M.No:9971429929(Airtel)/9990959338(Idea),(9.00 a.m-6.30 P.M)

Urgent opening with leading Aviation Company for Flight Physician_Riyadh(Saudi Arabia)

2011-09-17T21:27:00.000-07:00

Experience required for the Job: 2 - 8 years

Job Location: Saudi Arabia

Dear Candidate,

Urgent opening with leading Aviation Company for Flight Physician_Riyadh(Saudi Arabia)

Designation: Flight Physician Emergency Medicine
Job Location:Riyadh(Saudi Arabia)
Qualification: MBBS, MD or DO degree.

Job Description: Provides, supervises, and manages patient care of beneficiaries to include flying and special operational duty personnel. Examines, diagnoses, and treats initial & acute phase of illnesses and injuries. Directs emergency & related patient services.

Job Prerequisites:
â€¢ Must be graduated from a recognized medical school possessing MBBS, MD or DO degree.
â€¢ Post graduate professional experience of 2 or more years is preferred.
â€¢ Must be verified with letter of employment from previous employers
â€¢ Fluent in English, both written and spoken, Arabic is advantage
â€¢ Computer literacy level is required, proficient is preferred
â€¢ Fellowship of Royal College of U.K. or Republic of Ireland, American Board, Canadian Board, Fachartz (Germany), Scandinavian Board Qualification or the internationally recognized qualification, Arab Board or Saudi Board in Emergency Medicine.
â€¢ Current valid certifications in the following:-
o Basic Life Support
o Pre-Hospital Trauma Life Support (PHTLS) or equivalent (ITLS)
o Advanced Cardiac Life Support (ACLS)
o Pediatric Life Support (PALS)
â€¢ Current valid license to practice license to practice Medicine recognized by the Saudi Council for Health Specialties.

Benefits:
â€¢ (2 years) renewable contract
â€¢ Vacation: 30 days every year.
â€¢ Round trip air ticket to domicile every year.
â€¢ Private accommodation in a compound with social facilities
â€¢ Health insurance

If you are interested kindly send your CV as soon as possible.

(vrindaconsultants@gmail.com, Sec-27, NOIDA, Uttar Pradesh - 201301)

MEDICAL OFFICERS (MD/MS) FOR I O C

2011-08-23T22:36:00.000-07:00

BOE-Medical-QCOs Ad for Web-final 23 Aug 11

ANNA HAZARE

2011-08-18T11:34:00.001-07:00

RESIDENT DOCS NEEDED

2011-05-21T10:05:00.001-07:00

Medical Officer/ Resident Doctors ( Emergency & General Ward)
3 Opening(s)
Medica Superspecialty Hospital

Summary

Experience:

1 - 6 Years

Location:

Kolkata

Education:

UG - MBBS - MedicinePG - Any PG Course - Any Specialization,Post Graduation Not Required

Industry Type:

Medical/ Healthcare/Hospital

Role:

Medical Officer

Functional Area:

Healthcare, Medical, R&D

Posted Date:

18 May

Desired Candidate Profile

MBBS from an MCI recognized Medical College fresher/experienced with Medical registration

Job Description

Clinically responsible for patients in Emergency/wards. Implementation of NABH standards

Keywords: Resident Doctor, Medical Officer

Company Profile

Medica, an integrated healthcare organization has multi specialty hospitals. We are committed to bring the best in healthcare.The flagship 500 bed Superspecialty hospital started its operations in January 2010 at Kolkata .

Contact Details

Company Name:

Medica Superspecialty Hospital

Website:

http://www.medicahospitals.in/

Executive Name:

Human Resource Department

Address:

Not Mentioned

Email Address:

hr@medicahospitals.in

Telephone:

033-6550000,9903200901

Reference ID:

MHPL/ RMO

DOCS FOR ICU

2011-05-21T10:03:00.000-07:00

Registrar ICU, ICU residents
10 Opening(s)
A Reputed Hospital in Bangalore in need of dedicated medical staff,hiring for Registrar ICU, ICU residents

Summary

Experience:

1 - 4 Years

Location:

Bengaluru/Bangalore

Education:

UG - MBBS - MedicinePG - M.S/M.D - Any Specialization,PG Diploma - Any Specialization

Industry Type:

Medical/ Healthcare/Hospital

Role:

Medical Officer

Functional Area:

Healthcare, Medical, R&D

Posted Date:

17 May

Desired Candidate Profile

ICU Residents - MBBS with atleast 1 yr of exp in ICU
Registrar ICU - MBBS, DNB (GM) or DA even fresher and awaiting results can apply

Job Description

Able to handle all the emergency critical cases, Managerial Skill, Interpersonal Skills, able to work in shifts, 8 hour job.

Keywords: ICU Residents, MBBS, DNB, DA, Registrar ICU, Medical Officer with ICU experience

Company Profile

A Reputed Hospital in Bangalore in need of dedicated medical staff

Contact Details

Company Name:

A Reputed Hospital in Bangalore in need of dedicated medical staff

Website:

Not Mentioned

Executive Name:

Sowmya

Address:

No 41/75, 20th Main, 20th Cross
West of Chord Road, 2nd Block
Rajajinagar, Bangalore
,Karnataka 560010

Email Address:

jobs@nishjobs.com

Telephone:

9980510458

FACTORY MEDICAL OFFICER

2011-05-21T10:02:00.001-07:00

Chemplast Sanmar—over forty years old and the flagship company of The Sanmar Group—is a major manufacturer of PVC resins, chlorochemicals and piping systems. The manufacturing facilities are located at Mettur, Panruti, Cuddalore and Ponneri in Tamil Nadu, Shinoli in Maharashtra, and Karaikal in the Union Territory of Puducherry.
Greenfield project at Cuddalore: The recent commissioning of a greenfield PVC project at Cuddalore, Tamil Nadu, has been a major step forward for the Group. The facility commissioned in September 2009 has an annual capacity of 170,000 tons, the largest chemical project to come up in the state of Tamil Nadu for well over a decade. Chemplast Sanmar’s aggregate capacity of 235,000 tons makes it one of the largest PVC players in India.

At Chemplast, integration—forward and backward—is the key. The basic feedstock for its PVC plant, ethylene and chlorine, come from its industrial alcohol plant at Panruti and its own chloralkali facilities at Mettur and Karaikal.
The Chlorochemicals Division of Chemplast, itself the result of backward integration by the Group, manufactures a wide range of products using a highly integrated manufacturing process. These downstream products are either chlorine derivatives or chlorine users in the production process.
The salt needed for chlorine manufacture is supplied by salt fields Chemplast owns at Vedaranyam. The power-intensive electrolysis process of manufacturing chlorine is served by Chemplast’s own power plant.
All this makes Chemplast one of the most integrated chemical plants in the country with a closed manufacturing loop. Its product range falls into six distinct Groups — PVC Resins, Caustic Soda/ Chlorine, Chlorinated Solvents, Refrigerant Gases, Silicon Wafers and Trubore Piping Systems.
Chemplast has thus played a pioneering role in the field through its ingenious choice of feedstock and manufacturing processes, and efficient, eco-friendly practices. Its constant development of environment-friendly production processes has reduced the consumption of valuable natural resources.

Designation	Factory Medical Officer - 1 Opening(s)
Job Description	1. To ensure good standard of medical care - preventive, curative and promotive 2. To ensure compliance with statutory regulations and maintain the required records 3. To handle First Aid and Emergencies arising out of accident, sickness etc. 4. To ensure smooth functioning of the Rural Health Centers in nearby villages 5. Liaison with Hospitals and Specialists for conducting periodical health camps 6. Pre-employment and periodical Medical Examinations for employees and contractors 7. Promoting Occupational Health and Hygiene 8. Maintenance and Administration of Occupational Health Center 9. To conduct periodic training programmes on First Aid, General health & hygiene.
Desired Profile	MBBS with Diploma in Industrial Hygiene recognized by State Govt.Will be responsible for the health and well being of the employees and their families and the administration of the OHC.
Experience	5 - 10 Years
Industry Type	Chemicals/ PetroChemical/Plastic/Rubber
Role	Other
Functional Area	Other
Education	UG - MBBS - Medicine PG - Any PG Course - Any Specialization
Compensation:	Rupees 6,00,000 - 10,00,000
Location	Salem
Keywords	industrial hygiene
Contact	A Ramesh Chemplast Sanmar Ltd 9 Cathedral Road CHENNAI,Tamilnadu,India 600001
Telephone	91-44-28118737,9884051846
Website	http://www.sanmargroup.com
Job Posted	17 May
Reference	CHEMNAUKCHN\Medical Officer

PALINDROME VIDEO

2011-04-27T10:10:00.000-07:00

SHAME

2011-04-12T21:53:00.000-07:00

Full page photo

ALICE IN WONDERLAND

2011-02-28T20:45:00.000-08:00

19-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror.

This classic by Lewis Carrol has been fantastically filmed and i felt as if i was with Alice when i watched the movie yesterday night.I was so so happy to have seen this movie.I usually like fantasy and this fantasy adventure kept mu glued to the screen till the end of movie!perfect graphics and nice british accent dialogues and exact portrait of the charecters,would bring before anybody the sensation we felt while reading the same story from the book.

I would seriously recommend anyone to watch this movie and johny depp is simply superb.The girl playing the Alice part is so cute and pretty!

Great movie indeed

MOH - LOOKING FOR DOCTORS

2011-02-19T05:16:00.001-08:00

MOH delegation from Govt. of Saudi Arabia is scheduled to conduct interviews in the Last Week of March 2011 for Consultant / Specialists/Resident Doctors in following Categories:-
Category (For Consultant Doctors)
Cardiology (Adult)
Pediatric Cardiology
Pediatric Cardiac Surgery
Pediatric Cardiology Critical Care
Cardio Vascular Surgery
Cardiac ICU
Pediatric Cardiac Cath. Lab
Cardiology
Critical Care
Emergency
Anesthesia

Category (For Specialist Doctors)
Cardiology (Adult)
Pediatric Cardiology
Anesthesia Cardiac Surgery
Cardiology Critical Care (Adult)
Pediatric Cardiology Critical Care
Cardio Vascular Surgery
Cardiac ICU
Cardiac Cath. Lab
Anesthesia

Category (For Resident Doctors)
Cardiology (Adult)
Cardio Vascular Surgery
Emergency
Anesthesia
Surgery
Qualification & Experience:-

+ Consultant Doctors must have 3 yrs experience after Foreign Degree/DM/M.CH/PhD/Fellowship or equivalent.
+ Specialist Doctors must have 2 yrs exp after MD/MS/PG DIPLOMA or equivalent.
+ Resident Doctors must have 2 yrs exp after MBBS (excluding internship)
+ Staff Nurses must have 2 years exp in the department in which she is applying after Bsc Nursing
+ Non Medical Specialist must have 2 years exp in which want to apply after Bachelor Degree
+Technicians must have 2 years exp in which want to apply after Bachelor Degree
Benefits :-

+ Revised Salary Range - Rs. 1,00,000/-p.m. till Rs 4,00,000/- p.m ( as per qualification & experience)
+ Total Tax free salary(freely transferable to India)
+ We will provide Family visa with Air ticket for you + Spouse + two Children
+ Free Family Accommodation
+ Transportation Free
+ Medical Free
+ Yearly 30-45 Days Paid Leave with return air fare to India for you and your family
+ Annual Increments
+ Bonus on the basis of Performance
+ Contract: 1 year contract ( renewable)

If you have any kind of query then you can call me @ 9350625818 or mail me at moh@almintl.com or alminternationaldelhi@gmail.com.

Thanks and Regards,
(Prakash Pandey â€“ 9350625818)
ALM INTERNATIONAL
Registration No. 000117/DEL/PER/1000+/3/1555/84
G-100, Road No. 13 A, Sarita Vihar Road, Near Kalindi Kunj Park,
Opp.Shaheen Bagh Bus Stop., New Delhi
(As officially date is not confirmed for interview, but expected to happen somewhere in March)
Website: www.almintl.com
Email: moh@almintl.com, alm@almintl.com, almintldelhi@gmail.com
Helpline â€“ 09312433030, 09350625817, 09350625818

About us - ALM INTERNATIONAL headquartered at New Delhi is a world leader in Human Resources solutions having its strong presence in all verticals. It has set a proven track record for bridging the right individuals to the right employment for the right organizations within a short span of time on global basis. It is a matter of great privilege for us to be honoured by the Ministry of Health, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia in 1992 & 1994 as their exclusive agency in India to recruit 10,000 Medical professionals. In our constant quest of excellence, the International Recruitment Division of ALM Group offering HR solutions has adopted best practices. Our vibrant augmentations have intensified the active operations across the Gulf, Middle East and Far East countries for over three decades.

OPENINGS FOR MBBS DOCTORS

2011-02-19T05:14:00.000-08:00

Name : Manipal Clinic ( Infosys Campus )

Address: Electronic City,
Bangalore

Designation :Duty Doctor

Qualification: MBBS

Experience : 1+ yr

Salary Current Salary + 3 Rotational Shifts + Transportation Facility

If Interested ,Please forward your updated resume to prathiba@pchrs.in

Name : Manipal Hospital

Location : Salem

Designation :Causality and emergency Medical Officer

Qualification: MBBS

Experience : 5+ yrs

Salary : Negotiable

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS

2011-02-03T10:22:00.000-08:00

One liner for this movie is:When a young owl is abducted by an evil Owl army, he must escape with newfound friends to seek out the legendary Guardians to stop the menace.

I actually was expecting great storyline and good graphics.....though the graphics part was OK in the middle of the movie i felt like yawning,stretching several times as the movie gave me a sense of watching something too....long!!

could have been better in terms of storyline and screen play.

So i would say that if you are all alone,have nothing to do and you ahve a great patience, you can try watching this movie!

MY NEW BLOG

2011-01-29T08:57:00.000-08:00

http://myindianewfreepowerful.blogspot.com/

i was thinking about always blaming politicians, government and goevernment authorities whenever something is wrong or some scam or corruption is publicised.

The fact that concerned person is one from us , one sent by us to that position....so wahtever he does is a representation of our attitude!!!

it is easy to blame others and be happy....but i want to see another approach in such instances and i have blogged down my thoughts!!

have a look and i would be happy to know your opinion!

you are free to post your comments!

THE BUCKET LIST

2011-01-27T19:30:00.001-08:00

yesterday night i watched this movie, which is about two terminally ill patients,who are from different classes of society(corporate billionaire and car mechanic) admitted in the same hospital room for cancer.

They decide to do certain things in a list and get away from the hospital.Though many will feel that the movie is slow, i enjoyed this movie a lot and is worth watching once.

if i explain the storyline here then there will not be any fun in watching the movie.....so i just want to say that if you are alone and want to see a movie you must try this!!!

JAGO PARTY

2011-01-26T10:27:00.000-08:00

this is a political party with some interesting(need of the hour for our nation) principles like

Death sentence for rapists and the corrupt

No reservation in educational institutions/job sectors

Rs800 per month for all voters while cancellation of all subsidies

privatization of many services for better service

there is a space where you can post your complaints and these guys take up your matter to the respective departments.

they really do a follow up till they get proper answer from the respective departments.

please do visit

http://www.jago.in/home.php?language=english

few interesting and practical advises from them:

How To Get Work Done Without Bribe

Practical guide to get your work done without paying any bribe

Government babus (officials) use different tactics to extract bribe. You may take the following action to counter those tactics. These are very simple & useful. I have tried them with very successful results.

(1) Indefinite Delay: They keep on delaying your work until you go to them & offer bribe.

Solution: Don' t visit government offices. Follow up your pending work by letters. You may send letters by courier, registered post or speed post. Local speed post costs only Rs 12/-. Local couriers are available at Rs 5/-. You may also use RTI Act to know status of your work. In this case you need to spend another Rs 10/-.

(2) Demanding unnecessary papers: Sometimes they demand unnecessary papers & give hints that work can be done without those papers if you bribe.

Solution: If they can offer to do your work without additional papers with bribe, it means that those papers were definitely unnecessary. (i) Ask babus to demand those papers in writing and record the conversation. (ii) Write a letter stating that you demanded these papers. Are they really mandatory as per law? You can also use RTI Act here. (iii) Use RTI Act to find out whether he demanded those papers from other applicants. (iv) Whatever paper he demands, send by post. Never deliver anything without receipt.

Remember no officer will complete your work without mandatory papers. He will keep his file perfectly clean.

(3) They advise you to pay bribe so that you pay less tax / penalties. Many times they demand higher amount for penalties than prescribed under laws.

Solution: (1) Check laws if you can (2) Record conversation & tell them that you are going to report to Anti-Corruption Bureau. (3) Use RTI Act to find out how much was paid by others under similar circumstances.

(4) When the babu is not available in office.

Solution: Write a letter that I came to your office on say, 1st August at 11 AM but you were not available. Your assistant Mr. Rama Rao told me to come again on 5th August. This letter will make him take special care of your work.

(5) If nothing works, try this.

When you don' t have any option, record the conversation, pay money & get your work done. After your work is completed, meet that babu and demand your money back. Tell him that you are going to complaint, if he does not return your money. Tell him about Jago party. Take some Jago pamphlet or advertisement copy with you. This will most likely make him return your money.

(6) Develop habits of complaining.

Whenever you see crime & corruption, send written complaints to head of that department, ACB / CBI, local newspapers & Jago Party.

(7) Don' t be submissive.

Call babus by their names. Don' t call them "sir". Be polite but don' t show unnecessary respect. Be firm and confident. Talk about RTI Act & Jago party. Babus are always afraid of knowledgeable people.

These methods may sound unbelievable but try it at least once to discover their power.

Remember: Smallest action is much better than the noblest intentions.

Power Of Written Communication

In dealing with government officials, \"written communication\" is very important. Instead of complaining or discussing, simply give your complaint in writing.

For example:

(1) When your work is delayed beyond a reasonable period, send a reminder to senior officer by registered post / courier.

(2) When they demand extra papers, send it by post. In your covering letter do mention that \'you wanted this paper\'.

(3) If you visit a government office & concerned person is not available, send a letter saying,\' I visited your office on this day & time and you were not available\'.

(4) Always lodge complaints in writing & send to district/ state head of that department. Your arguments do not carry any weight, but your written complaints certainly do.

As most of their demands are not supported by laws, once they are forced to commit anything on paper, they will stop harassing you and your work will be done very fast without any bribe.

ROLES IN HEAVEN

2010-08-03T10:11:00.000-07:00

Brahma -- Systems Installation
Vishnu -- Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi -- Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati -- Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva -- DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh -- Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada -- Data transfer
Yama -- Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta -- IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras -- Downloadable Viruses
Devas -- Mainframe Programmers
Surya -- Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas -- In house Hackers
Ravan -- Internet Explorer WWWF
Lakshman -- Support Software and Backup
Hanuman -- Linux/s390
Jatayu -- Firewall
Dronacharya -- System Programmer
Vishwamitra -- Sr. Manager Projects
Valmiki -- Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna -- SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Arjun -- Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu -- Trainee Programmer
Draupadi -- Motivation & Team building
Bhima -- Mainframe Legacy System
Duryodhana -- Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna -- Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra -- Visual C++
Gandhari -- Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas -- Microsoft Service Packs and patches

ACHTUNG students

2010-07-04T23:09:00.000-07:00

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Two-TN-medical-colleges-did-demand-capitation-fee-CBI/articleshow/6107652.cms

NEW DELHI: CBI has confirmed the expose by Times Now-TOI in May 2009 and said there was a clear involvement of Ramachandra Medical College and Research Institute (RMCRI) as well as Bharath Institute of Higher Education and Research (BIHER), both in Tamil Nadu, in demanding capitation fee for admission to MBBS course.

CBI has also made it clear that officials of the two institutes were not seeking capitation fee in their personal capacity but there was clear involvement of the two deemed-to-be universities.

Strangely, though the CBI demanded withdrawal of deemed-to-be university status of both the institutes, the report submitted in Novembar 2009 has been lying with the HRD ministry for the past seven months without any action.

In case of RMCRI, CBI has said that A Subramanian, deputy registrar (academic), associated with the institute for more than two decades, demanded capitation fee on behalf of the institute. CBI said the institute did not lodge any complaint against him with the local police nor took any harsh action for his misconduct. Times Now had shown Subramanian demanding the capitation fee.

During the probe, CBI analysed the common entrance test of RMCRI and found that question papers for the medical entrance test were being prepared by C Satish, principal of DAV School, Chennai, for many years. But the real shocker is that Satish has a Ph.D in commerce. The institute's office-bearers, including its chairman, failed to explain the engagement of Satish for setting up of question papers for years continuously, CBI said.

In addition, the answer sheets along with question papers of the common entrance test of previous years were not provided during the course of inquiry on the pretext that they have been destroyed as per university resolution, the agency said in its report.

The CBI also found that the common entrance test of Shri Ramachandra deemed-to-be university was being managed by one or two office-bearers who owed allegiance to the chairman of the university. No independent committee had been set up to maintain the standards of entrance test, CBI said.

In case of BIHER, CBI has named TA Johnson, supervisor (maintenance) and V Lakshmi, deputy warden, Sree Balaji Medical College and Hospital, as the persons demanding capitation fee on behalf of the institute.

The CBI found that there is no system in place for the publication of the list of successful candidates in the common entrance test. After analyzing its common entrance test, CBI said it raised doubts about its transparency and fairness. The university failed to provide the names of the resource persons engaged for setting the question papers for the common entrance test, the agency said. Like in the case of RMCRI, one or two persons owing allegiance to the chairman of the university were conducting the test in BIHER. Even BIHER could not provide the answer sheets of the common entrance test of previous years.

CBI also says that it examined the chairpersons and members of the UGC and MCI-appointed committees set up to probe the matter and they also said that the money was demanded for the institute and not for personal benefit.

ECONOMICS ......A FUNNY WAY

2010-06-29T05:58:00.000-07:00

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You worship them.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.

You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows

You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

They are both mad cows.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow, and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon! And market them worldwide.

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows.

You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.

You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other the Leader of the Opposition.

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you

IRAQ

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your

country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a

Democracy.

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

You charge the owners for storing them

365 DAYS OF POWER!!

2010-06-27T06:11:00.000-07:00

365 Days of Power

VANDE MATARAM

2010-06-25T06:11:00.000-07:00

IF BILL GATES WAS BORN IN CHENNAI.....

2010-06-24T01:49:00.000-07:00

பில் கேட்ஸ் சென்னையில் பிறந்திருந்தால் விண்டோசை ஜன்னல் என்றுஅழைத்திருப்பார்கள். அதன் மெனு அட்டவணை இவ்வாறாக அமைந்திருக்கும்.

Save = வெச்சிக்கோ
Save as = அய்ய! அப்டியெ வெச்சிக்கோ
Save All = அல்லாத்தியும் வச்சிக்கோ
Help = ஒதவு
Find = பாரு
Find Again = இன்னொரு தபா பாரு
Move = அப்பால போ
Mail = போஸ்ட்டு
Mailer = போஸ்ட்டு மேன்
Zoom = பெருசா காட்டு
Zoom Out = வெளில வந்து பெருசா காட்டு
Open = தெற நயினா
Close = பொத்திக்கோ
New = புச்சு
Old = பழ்சு
Replace = இத்த தூக்கி அத்ல போடு அத்த தூக்கி இத்ல போடு
Run = ஓடு நய்னா
Execute = கொல்லு
Print = போஸ்டர் போடு
Print Preview = பாத்து போஸ்டர் போடு
Cut = வெட்டு - குத்து
Copy = ஈயடிச்சான் காப்பி
Paste = ஒட்டு
Paste Special = நல்லா எச்ச தொட்டு ஒட்டு
Delete = கீச்சிடு
anti virus = மாமியா கொடுமை
View = லுக்கு உடு
Tools = ஸ்பானரு
Toolbar = ஸ்பானரு செட்டு
Spreadsheet = பெரிசிட்டு
Database = டப்பா
Exit = ஓடுறா டேய்
Compress = அமுக்கி போடு
Mouse = எலி
Click = போட்டு சாத்து
Double click = ரெண்டு தபா போட்டு சாத்து
Scrollbar = இங்க அங்க அலத்தடி
Pay Per View = துட்டுக்கு பயாஸ்கோப்பு
Next = அப்பால
Previous = முன்னாங்கட்டி
Trash bin = கூவம் ஆறு
Solitaire = மங்காத்தா
Drag & hold = நல்லா இஸ்து புடி
Do you want to delete selected item? = மேய்யாலுமே தூக்கிறவா?
Do you want to move selected item? = மெய்யாலுமே கடாசிடவா?
Do you want to save selected item? = மெய்யாலுமே வெச்சிக்கவா?
Abort, Retry, Ignore = இஸ்டம் இல்லாட்டி உட்டுடு
Yes, No, Cancel = இப்போ இன்னா சொல்லுற நீ?
General protection fault = காலி
Access denied = கை வச்ச... கீச்சுடுவேன்!
Unrecoverable error = படா பேஜார்பா
Operation illegal = பேமானி சாவு கராக்கி கஸ்மாலம்
Windows 98 = இதாமெ ஜன்னல் தொன்னித்தி எட்டு

SOLVE PROBLEMS IN AMERICA

2010-06-24T01:43:00.000-07:00

This Would Work:
This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday.
The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"

I think this guy hit the nail on the head !!

Dear Mr.President,
Patriotic retirement:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force;
pay them $1 million a piece severance with
stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed.
All this and it's still cheaper than the "bailout".

10 DEADLY SINS OF NEGATIVE THINKING

2010-06-24T01:36:00.000-07:00

The way to overcome negative thoughts and destructive emotions is to develop opposing, positive emotions that are stronger and more powerful. - Dalai Lama

Life could be so much better for many people, if they would just spot their negative thinking habits and replace them with positive ones.
Negative thinking, in all its many-splendored forms, has a way of creeping into conversations and our thinking without our noticing them. The key to success, in my humble opinion, is learning to spot these thoughts and squash them like little bugs. Then replace them with positive ones. Youll notice a huge difference in everything you do.
Lets take a look at 10 common ways that negative thinking emerges get good at spotting these patterns, and practice replacing them with positive thinking patterns. It has made all the difference in the world for me.

1. I will be happy once I have _____ (or once I earn X).
Problem: If you think you cant be happy until you reach a certain point, or until you reach a certain income, or have a certain type of house or car or computer setup, youll never be happy. That elusive goal is always just out of reach. Once we reach those goals, we are not satisfied we want more.
Solution: Learn to be happy with what you have, where you are, and who you are, right at this moment. Happiness doesnt have to be some state that we want to get to eventually it can be found right now. Learn to count your blessings, and see the positive in your situation. This might sound simplistic, but it works.

2. I wish I were as ____ as (a celebrity, friend, co-worker).

Problem: Well never be as pretty, as talented, as rich, as sculpted, as cool, as everyone else. There will always be someone better, if you look hard enough. Therefore, if we compare ourselves to others like this, we will always pale, and will always fail, and will always feel bad about ourselves. This is no way to be happy.
Solution: Stop comparing yourself to others, and look instead at yourself what are your strengths, your accomplishments, your successes, however small? What do you love about yourself? Learn to love who you are, right now, not who you want to become. There is good in each of us, love in each of us, and a wonderful human spirit in every one of us.

3. Seeing others becoming successful makes me jealous and resentful.
Problem: First, this assumes that only a small number of people can be successful. In truth, many, many people can be successful in different ways.
Solution: Learn to admire the success of others, and learn from it, and be happy for them, by empathizing with them and understanding what it must be like to be them. And then turn away from them, and look at yourself you can be successful too, in whatever you choose to do. And even more, you already are successful. Look not at those above you in the social ladder, but those below you there are always millions of people worse off than you, people who couldnt even read this article or afford a computer. In that light, you are a huge success.

4. I am a miserable failure I cant seem to do anything right.
Problem: Everyone is a failure, if you look at it in certain ways. Everyone has failed, many times, at different things. I have certainly failed so many times I cannot count them and I continue to fail, daily. However, looking at your failures as failures only makes you feel bad about yourself. By thinking in this way, we will have a negative self-image and never move on from here.
Solution: See your successes and ignore your failures. Look back on your life, in the last month, or year, or 5 years. And try to remember your successes. If you have trouble with this, start documenting them keep a success journal, either in a notebook or online. Document your success each day, or each week. When you look back at what youve accomplished, over a year, you will be amazed. Its an incredibly positive feeling.

5. Im going to beat so-and-so no matter what Im better than him. And theres no way Ill help him succeed he might beat me.
Problem: Competitiveness assumes that there is a small amount of gold to be had, and I need to get it before he does. It makes us into greedy, back-stabbing, hurtful people. We try to claw our way over people to get to success, because of our competitive feelings. For example, if a blogger wants to have more subscribers than another blogger, he may never link to or mention that other blogger. However, who is to say that my subscribers cant also be yours? People can read and subscribe to more than one blog.
Solution: Learn to see success as something that can be shared, and learn that if we help each other out, we can each have a better chance to be successful. Two people working towards a common goal are better than two people trying to beat each other up to get to that goal. There is more than enough success to go around. Learn to think in terms of abundance rather than scarcity.

6. Dammit! Why do these bad things always happen to me?
Problem: Bad things happen to everybody. If we dwell on them, they will frustrate us and bring us down.
Solution: See bad things as a part of the ebb and flow of life. Suffering is a part of the human condition but it passes. All pain goes away, eventually. Meanwhile, dont let it hold you back. Dont dwell on bad things, but look forward towards something good in your future. And learn to take the bad things in stride, and learn from them. Bad things are actually opportunities to grow and learn and get stronger, in disguise.

7. You cant do anything right! Why cant you be like ____ ?
Problem: This can be said to your child or your subordinate or your sibling. The problem? Comparing two people, first of all, is always a fallacy. People are different, with different ways of doing things, different strengths and weaknesses, different human characteristics. If we were all the same, wed be robots. Second, saying negative things like this to another person never helps the situation. It might make you feel better, and more powerful, but in truth, it hurts your relationship, it will actually make you feel negative, and it will certainly make the other person feel negative and more likely to continue negative behavior. Everyone loses.
Solution: Take the mistakes or bad behavior of others as an opportunity to teach. Show them how to do something. Second, praise them for their positive behavior, and encourage their success. Last, and most important, love them for who they are, and celebrate their differences.

8. Your work sucks. Its super lame. You are a moron and I hope you never reproduce.
Problem: Ive actually gotten this comment before. It feels wonderful. However, lets look at it not from the perspective of the person receiving this kind of comment but from the perspective of the person giving it. How does saying something negative like this help you? I guess it might feel good to vent if you feel like your time has been wasted. But really, how much of your time has been wasted? A few minutes? And whose fault is that? The bloggers or yours? In truth, making negative comments just keeps you in a negative mindset. Its also not a good way to make friends.
Solution: Learn to offer constructive solutions, first of all. Instead of telling someone their blog sucks, or that a post is lame, offer some specific suggestions for improvement. Help them get better. If you are going to take the time to make a comment, make it worth your time. Second, learn to interact with people in a more positive way it makes others feel good and it makes you feel better about yourself. And you can make some great friends this way. Thats a good thing.

9. Insulting People Back
Problem: If someone insults you or angers you in some way, insulting them back and continuing your anger only transfers their problem to you. This person was probably having a bad day (or a bad year) and took it out on you for some reason. If you reciprocate, you are now having a bad day too. His problem has become yours. Not only that, but the cycle of insults can get worse and worse until it results in violence or other negative consequences for both of you.
Solution: Let the insults or negative comments of others slide off you like Teflon. Dont let their problem become yours. In fact, try to understand their problem more why would someone say something like that? What problems are they going through? Having a little empathy for someone not only makes you understand that their comment is not about you, but it can make you feel and act in a positive manner towards them and make you feel better about yourself in the process.

10. I dont think I can do this I dont have enough discipline. Maybe some other time.
Problem: If you dont think you can do something, you probably wont. Especially for the big stuff. Discipline has nothing to do with it motivation and focus has everything to do with it. And if you put stuff off for some other time, youll never get it done. Negative thinking like this inhibits us from accomplishing anything.
Solution: Turn your thinking around: you can do this! You dont need discipline. Find ways to make yourself a success at your goal. If you fail, learn from your mistakes, and try again. Instead of putting a goal off for later, start now. And focus on one goal at a time, putting all of your energy into it, and getting as much help from others as you can. You can really move mountains if you start with positive thinking.

2010-06-24T01:33:00.000-07:00

A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except
that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that
she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would
not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man
took down the shoe box and took it to his wife ' s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents.

"When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the
secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I
ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.

"Honey," he said "that explains the doll, but what about all of this
money? Where did it come from?"

"Oh, that?" she said. "That is the money I made from selling the dolls." : )

PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE

2010-06-23T09:02:00.000-07:00

dear friends!!

this book presented to me as a gift from a very good friend of me Dr Sudeep, a cardiologist has shaken my uncertainties and doubts on the way my creator acts and thinks.
as i had different understanding about the way god works before reading this book, i was a bit angry and pessimistic about god's ways.
but as i read through the pages of this book, it cleared without a speck all of my uncertainties.

i suggest that you please put away for sometime whatever your religion be and read this book once to strengthen your belief and also understand the way God works and that Will for sure give you Peace of Mind amidst your adversities in life

a wonderfully inspiring book

thank you Dr Sudeep!!

DOCTORS FOR ICU

2010-05-12T05:00:00.000-07:00

Primes are a leading Healthcare Recruitment Company, providing job opportunities Worldwide.

Currently we have vacancies for KG (K. Govindaswamy Naidu Medical Trust) for ICU Medical Officer

About KG Hospital:
K.G. Hospital & Post Graduate Medical Institute, Coimbatore, India, has been serving the communities of India for more than 34 years. K.G. Hospital is known for the compassionate care and treatment given to the patients. KG is NABH Accredited Hospital with Asia’s 128 slice CT scan providing 24 hours of heart services.
On call more than 250 doctors, 800 nurses and Para-medical staff
Equipped with sophisticated diagnostic facilities like MRI and 3D CT scanner.
K.G. Hospital has the unique distinction of having the World's Fastest and Asia's First 128 Slice Heart CT Scanner.
Is the third center in India to have successfully conducted a Cadaver Kidney transplant
Recognized by the Government of India, Dr MGR Medical University and National Board for conducting Medical research
K.G. Hospital is a recognized Designated Blood Bank for nearly 200 hospitals located in Coimbatore and adjoining areas.
The hospital is also a beneficiary of the Prime Minister’s and TamilNadu Chief Minister’s Relief Fund for providing medical relief to the poorer segments of the society.

Specialties Available:
Allergy & Asthma Clinic
ICU
Anesthesiology
Internal Medicine
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Dentistry
Obstetrics & Gynaecology
Dermatology
Orthopaedics
Diabetology
Paediatrics
Emergency & Trauma Care
Physiotheraphy
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Endocrinology
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Website: www.kghospital.com

Requirements

Qualification: MBBS, MD Anestheology / diploma in Anestheology / MD General Medicine/ MD Intensivist
Experiences: 0 -5 yrs (fresher can also apply)

Job Profile:

knowledge of managing Emergency & ICU.

· Candidate should be conversant with all treatment modalities in field of Critical Care medicine. He/She should be dynamic and experienced in handling critical care patients and doing concerned clinical procedures.

Job involves emergencies and intensive care management including life
saving procedures (viz CPR, ET intubation & ventilator care, central venous & arterial accesses, temporary pacing etc) and in patient care.

Extensive experience of working with mechanical ventilators (invasive and non-invasive)

Pay scale: Not a Constraint for the right candidate

If you are interested please forward your updated profile to us so that we can schedule the interview with the management.

Regards
Thilaga,
Human Resource
Prime india biz services
Contact:044-64533230 Extn.No:206

WEAR SEAT BELT

2010-03-26T10:30:00.000-07:00

OPENINGS IN ACCENTURE CHENNAI FOR MBBS DOCTORS

2010-03-15T11:43:00.000-07:00

Accenture is a global management consulting, technology services and outsourcing company. Combining unparalleled experience, comprehensive capabilities across all industries and business functions, and extensive research on the worlds most successful companies, Accenture collaborates with clients to help them become high-performance businesses and governments. With approximately 177,000 people serving clients in more than 120 countries, the company generated net revenues of US$21.58 billion for the fiscal year ended Aug. 31, 2009. Its home page is www.accenture.com.

We are looking for MBBS candidates with good communication skills and who are flexible to work in shifts.
Experience: 1-5 Yrs
Positions: Team Lead
Location: Chennai
OVERALL PURPOSE OF JOB

Medical Review of safety reports

PROCESSES :

Responsibilities/Authorities
Conduct a full medical assessment of all serious and Non-Serious Cases;
Upgrade a Non-Serious Case to a Serious Case, where applicable, following the medical assessment;
Review and modify the data entered in respect of a Case as necessary and in accordance with applicable SOPs; and
Approve Serious and Non-Serious Cases.
Accenture shall assume the following responsibilities and perform the following activities with regard to Signal Detection:
Participate in Signal Detection meetings, as requested by Client; and
Provide client with line listings and summary tabulations for each Signal Detection Request.

Requirements
MD/MBBS (board certified) as a minimum, a higher medical speciality is preferred;
A minimum of 1 - 2 years experience in a clinical practice;
A minimum of 1.5 - 3 years experience in pharmaceutical industry are preferred(PV, clinical Research, Medical Affairs areas of experience );
Thorough knowledge of Word and Excel required;
Experience in reviewing data listings and safety reports from clinical trials;
Sound medical knowledge;
Well organized, structured person, with a logic approach to issues raised;
Ability to comprehend and interpret clinical data;
Understanding of complexities of pharmacovigilance is preferred;
Commitment to quality and constantly seeking to improve it;
Understanding of pharmacovigilance regulations is preferred;
Excellent English oral and written skills are a must.
Ability to write and edit safety report;

Kindly ignore the mail if you have taken up interview with Accenture in last 3 months.

If you are interested then revert with your updated CV to Starley.varghese@accenture.com with CTC Details.

Accenture is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Request you to kindly refer any of your friends/colleagues for the above mentioned position.
For any clarifications feel free to contact.

Thanks
Starley V
HR | Accenture| 080-40778252

2010-02-23T02:57:00.000-08:00

the numbers 1 2 3 4.... we write are made up of arabic algorithms(roman algorithms--I II II IV)

the Arabs popularised these algorithms but the origin goes back to phenecian merchants that used them to count.

have you ever thought why one is 1, two is 2,three is3....and so on??
here it is.....

ON ROAD! READ THIS AND DECIDE!

2010-02-14T21:13:00.000-08:00

it is shameful and surprising and sad to know how law deals with road traffic accidents!!these inadequacies were not found suddenly today!!it has been on the "lawbook"for years!
but who is bothered until you as a person get affected by an RTA!
public are too involved in their daily chores to think about it...as usual with a mentality that "someday somebody"will set things right!
police have many other things to worry about!
i dont want to say about politicians!they are too busy developing the nation....to waste their time in thinking about this!
will the judicial system make a retrospective view on this??
MY LORD.........WHO IS BOTHERED ABOUT the innocent common man???
this piece of info is because of my concern fofr the innocent common public man!!!

Killer Driver

thanks to
DECCAN CHRONICLE FEB 15 2010 chennai edition
thanks DC for such an thought provoking article!!

ஒரு அரிசி"யின் கதை!

2010-01-23T12:51:00.000-08:00

sorry folks only in tamil!!

முன்னொரு காலத்தில் ஆயகலைகள் அனைத்திலும் தேர்ந்த ஒரு மாமன்னன் வாழ்ந்து வந்தான். அவனுக்கு அவனது திறமைகள் மீது அபார நம்பிக்கை. சொல்லப் போனால் நிறைய கர்வமும் கூட.

குறிப்பாக, சதுரங்க போட்டியில் அந்த மன்னன் படு கில்லாடி. போவோர் வருவோரையெல்லாம் விளையாட அழைத்து அவர்களை நிமிடத்தில் தோற்கடிப்பதில் அவனுக்கு அலாதி ஆனந்தம். அவனிடம் சதுரங்க போட்டியில் தோற்றுப் போகாத மன்னர்களே அந்த காலகட்டத்தில் இல்லையென்றால் பார்த்துக் கொள்ளுங்களேன். மன்னர்கள் மட்டுமல்ல, சாதாரண மக்கள், வியாபாரிகள், முனிவர்கள், வீரர்கள் அனைவரையும் அழைத்து ஏதாவது பந்தயம் கட்டி அவர்களை வீழ்த்துவதே அவனது பொழுது போக்கு. அவனிடம் மூக்கறுபட்டவர்கள் ஏராளம்.

ஒருநாள் அவன் நகர உலா போகும் போது, பரதேசி தோற்றம் கொண்ட ஒருவரைப் பார்க்கிறான். ஆனால் அவரோ அரசரை கண்டு கொள்ளாமல் நேராக தன பாதையில் நடந்து செல்கிறார். மக்களோ அவரைப் பார்த்து பணிவுடன் வணக்கம் தெரிவிக்கின்றனர்.

அரசனுக்கு எரிச்சலான எரிச்சல். ஒரு மன்னனை அதுவும் தன்னைப் போன்ற ஒரு மகா மேதாவியைப் பார்த்து உரிய மரியாதை செய்யாமல் போகின்ற இந்த பரதேசி யார் என்று கோபம் அவனுக்கு. இந்த பரதேசியை எப்படியாவது மக்கள் முன்னர் மட்டம் தட்டி அவமானப் படுத்த வேண்டும் என்று முடிவு செய்து அவரை சதுரங்க போட்டிக்கு அழைக்கின்றான்.

அதுமட்டுமல்லாமல் ஒரு பந்தயம் வேறு கட்டுகிறான்.

அதாவது, ஒருவேளை, மன்னன் தோற்றால் அந்த முனிவர் கேட்பது எது வேண்டுமானாலும் கொடுக்கப் படும். மாறாக முனிவர் தோற்றாலோ அவர் அரசனிடம் சேவகனாக வாழ்நாள் முழுக்க ஊழியம் செய்ய வேண்டும்.

முனிவரும் ஒப்புக் கொள்கிறார்.

ஆட்டம் தொடங்குகிறது.

அனைவரும் எதிர்பார்த்ததற்கு மாறாக, போட்டியில் முனிவர் எளிதில் வென்று விடுகிறார்.

பந்தயப் படி, இப்போது, வெற்றி பெற்ற அவர் மன்னனிடம் எது வேண்டுமானாலும் கேட்க வேண்டிய முறை.

மன்னனுக்கு ஏகப் பட்ட பயம். பாதி மண்ணைக் கேட்பானோ இல்லை ஏராளமான பொன்னைக் கேட்பானோ இல்லை கதைகளில் வருவது போல தனது பெண்ணையே கேட்டு விடுவானோ என்றெல்லாம் அஞ்சி நடுங்குகின்றான்.

முனிவரோ, "ஒரு அரிசி மட்டும் சதுரங்க பலகையின் முதல் கட்டத்தில் வையுங்கள், பிறகு ஒவ்வொரு கட்டத்திலும் முதல் கட்டத்தில் இருப்பது போல அரிசியை இரண்டு மடங்காக்கி இறுதியில் அறுபத்து நான்காவது கட்டத்தில் வரும் அரிசியின் அளவை மட்டும் எனக்குக் கொடுங்கள், போதும்" என்று மன்னனிடம் கேட்கின்றார்.

"யாரடா இவன்? நாம் நினைத்ததைப் போலவே ஒரு பைத்தியமாக இருக்கின்றான், மண் வேண்டும் பொன் வேண்டும் என்றெல்லாம் கேட்காமல் ஒரு அரிசி குவியல் கேட்கின்றான். நல்ல வேளையாக நாம் தப்பித்தோம்" என்று சந்தோசப் படும் அரசன் அவர் கேட்டபடி அரிசி கொடுத்து அனுப்புங்கள் என்று கட்டளையிடுகிறான்.

முதல் கட்டத்தில் ஒரு அரிசி, இரண்டாவதில் இரண்டு அரிசி. மூன்றாவதில் நான்கு, நான்காவதில் எட்டு, ஐந்தாவதில் பதினாறு என்று பெருகிக் கொண்டே போகும் அரிசி சதுரங்க பலகையின் பாதிப் பலகையை தாண்டுவதற்கு முன்னரே அரண்மனை ஊழியர்களுக்கு மூச்சு முட்டி விடுகிறது.

அரசாங்கத்தின் கிடங்கு மட்டுமல்ல நாட்டிலுள்ள அரிசி மொத்தத்தையும் கொண்டுவந்தாலும் போத வில்லை. (அவர் சொன்ன கணக்குப் படி அரிசி வேண்டுமென்றால், கடைசி கட்டத்தில் பத்து எவரெஸ்ட் மலை அளவு அரிசி அடுக்க வேண்டும்)

கர்வம் அழிந்த மன்னன் அந்த ரிஷியின் காலில் விழுந்து மன்னிப்பு கேட்கின்றான்.

இது ஏதோ நீதிக் கதை மட்டுமல்ல. "கூட்டலின்" மதிப்பை புரிய வைக்கும் கதையாகும்.

உதாரணத்திற்கு பாலு மற்றும் கோபு என்ற இரு நண்பர்களை எடுத்துக் கொள்வோம்.

இருவரும் தமது இருபந்தைந்தாவது வயதில் வேலைக்கு செல்கின்றனர். இருவருக்கும் ஒரே சம்பளம். பாலு கொஞ்சம் பொறுப்பானவன். மாத சம்பளத்தில் ஆயிரம் ரூபாய், துவக்கத்தில் இருந்தே சேமிக்க ஆரம்பிக்கின்றான். கோபு ஜாலி டைப். இளம் வயது என்ஜாய் செய்வதற்கானது. திருமணமாகி பொறுப்பு வந்தவுடன் சேமித்தால் போதுமானது என்று சம்பளப் பணத்தை முழுவதும் செலவு செய்கிறான்.

திருமணம் முடிந்து குடும்ப பொறுப்பு வந்தவுடன், பாலுவை துரிதமாக மிஞ்ச வேண்டுமென்று முடிவு செய்யும் கோபு, தனது முப்பத்தைந்தாவது வயதில் இருந்து, மாதம் இரண்டாயிரம் ரூபாய் (அதாவது பாலுவை போல இரு மடங்கு) சேமிக்க ஆரம்பிக்கின்றான். அதே சமயம் பாலு தனது ஆயிரம் ரூபாய் சேமிப்பை அதிகப் படுத்தாமல் அதே அளவில் தொடருகிறான்.

(மாத வட்டி சராசரியாக எட்டு சதவீதம் என்று வைத்துக் கொள்ளுங்கள்.)

இருவரும் தமது ஐம்பத்தைந்தாவது வயதில் தமது சேமிப்பினை திரும்பப் பெறுகின்றனர்.

யாரிடம் அதிகப் பணம் உள்ளது என்று கணியுங்கள் பார்க்கலாம்.

சந்தேகமே வேண்டாம். பாலுதான் அதிகம்.

பாலுவிடம் இருப்பது கிட்டத்தட்ட பதினைந்து லட்சம் ரூபாய். கோபுவிடம் இருப்பது
பன்னிரண்டு லட்சம் மட்டுமே.

இத்தனைக்கும் முப்பது வருடத்தில் மாதம் ஆயிரம் ரூபாய் வீதம் பாலு போட்ட பணம் 3,60,000. இருபது வருடத்தில் மாதம் இரண்டாயிரம் ரூபாய் வீதம் கோபு போட்டதோ 4,80,000.

எங்கிருந்து வந்தது மீதப் பணம்?

அதுதாங்க "கூட்டலின் வழியாக வரும் பெருகலின்" மகிமை.

எனவே சேமிக்க ஆரம்பியுங்கள். அதுவும் இளம் வயதிலேயே சேமிக்க ஆரம்பியுங்கள்.

காலத்திற்கு ஏராளமான சக்தி உண்டு.

காலம் வெறும் மண்ணைக் கூட பொன்னாக்கி விடும்

EVERY PROB HAS A SOLUTION

2010-01-23T12:46:00.000-08:00

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was fickle minded and cunning, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain.

He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter.

Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal.

So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter.

He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.

1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.

2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.

3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field.

As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles.

As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick a pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field.

What would you have done if you were the girl?

If you had to advise her, what would you have told her?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as a cheat.

3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story.

The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking.

The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses the above logical answers.

What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

Well, here is what she did ....

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble.

Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked."

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.

Dear Friends...

Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we need to think in the right way.

NATIONAL ID CARD

2010-01-23T12:43:00.000-08:00

A small imagination about if we all are issued national ID cards which has all data about ourselves , what could happen!

enjoy reading

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's he..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu. Your home number is 22678893, your office 25076666 and your mobile is 09869798888. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"

Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano car,....registration number GZ-05-AB-1107. ."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2008, you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Customer: [Faints]

BURNT TOAST

2010-01-23T12:40:00.000-08:00

When I was a little girl, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.

On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned toast in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed!

Yet all my dad did was reach for his toast, smile at my mom, and ask me how my day was at school.

I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that toast and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the toast. And I'll never forget what he said. 'Baby, I love burned toast.'

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night, and I asked him if he really liked his toast burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, 'Debbie, your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides-a little burnt toast never hurt anyone! You know, life is full of imperfect things...and imperfect people. I'm not the best housekeeper or cook.'

What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other's faults - and choosing to celebrate each other's differences - is the one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

Burnt toast should never be a deal breaker. We could extend this to any relationship in fact - as understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!!"
Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - but into your own.

People will always forget what you do, and they will always forget what you say, but they will never, ever forget the way you make them feel

FLYING CAR...AN ANSWER TO INDIAN TRAFFIC CONGESTIONS!

2010-01-23T12:32:00.000-08:00

Hi, Forget Tata's small car
-NANO.

Start saving to buy this little flying wonder by the year 2015 !
Truly Flying Drive Terrafugia has completed flight testing of
the Transition POC (Proof of Concept). Introducing the
Transition ® . Simply land at the airport, fold your wings up and
drive home.

Fly a distance of 725 kilometers at speeds of 115
km/hour;
requires a special license to drive and
fly. The time required for the
transition from plane to car takes less than 30 seconds. Vehicle speed
185 km/hour, range is 724 km on highways Vehicle is fueled with
gasoline, and the price of the car is expected to be around
$200,000.
The first shipment will be in 2011

MORE AT

http://www.terrafugia.com/Flight_1146.html

thanks to

http://www.terrafugia.com/aircraft.html

OFFSHORE MEDICAL OFFICER REQUIRED

2010-01-19T00:17:00.000-08:00

any doctor who is intrested to work in offshore oil rigs can contact the below address

working in an offshore oil rig will give you an experience of oil industry sector.

it is also a perfect place to prepare for pg entrance exams as there wont be much burden of work!

payment will be around INR2000/- per day with class accomodation and food!

less work

you will have to stay away from home for a period and it is a on and off shift pattern.

i was with ONGC as a rig medic for a year.good food and great facility to stay.lots of time to read!!i enjoyed there!!

MBBS docs who want to make money while doing pg prepn.....go for it!!

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IGNORANCE OF ABILITY IS DISABILITY

2009-11-08T20:59:00.000-08:00

Medical Officer IGMH,MALE,Capital city,MALDIVES

2009-09-12T05:04:00.000-07:00

Experience: 1 - 6 Years
Location: Maldives
Compensation:Rupees 6,50,000 - 7,50,000
Free accomodation
Education:UG - MBBS - Medicine
PG - Post Graduation Not Required
Industry Type:Medical/ Healthcare/Hospital
Functional Area:Healthcare, Medical, R&D
Posted Date:09 Sep

Job Description
You will be working as a Medical officer with the Indra Gandhi Memorial Hospital.
Desired Candidate Profile
Candidates with MBBS degree with minimum of 6 months experience.

Should have Indian medical council registration.

should have valid Passport.
Company Profile
Orbit Consultancy Services (Approved by Govt. of India) is a professionally managed consultancy which is into recruitments for the past 4 years.
Contact Details

Company Name:
Orbit Consultancy Services

Website:
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Telephone:
91-40-66836613

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WHAT WE DO WILL AFFECT US!!

2009-08-14T21:53:00.000-07:00

PEACE OF MIND

2009-08-12T21:58:00.000-07:00

Once Buddha was walking from one town to another town with a few of his followers. This was in the initial days. While they were traveling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from that lake there."

The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that right at that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy, very turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink!"

So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink." After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake and get him some water to drink. The disciple obediently went back to the lake.

This time too he found that the lake was muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same. After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back.

The disciple reached the lake to find the lake absolutely clean and clear with pure water in it. The mud had settled down and the water above it looked fit to be had. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said," See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be.... and the mud settled down on its own - and you got clear water.

Your mind is also like that! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless."
What did Buddha emphasize here? He said, "It is effortless."

Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process! Keep smiling not because of something, but inspite of everything.

MOVIES FOR YOUR MOBILE

2009-08-07T04:42:00.001-07:00

Pirates of Carribean
http://rapidshare.com/files/36681614/ck-mvs-potc3a.rm
http://rapidshare.com/files/36683432/ck-mvs-potc3b.rm

She's The Man
http://rapidshare.com/files/36671473/She_s_The_Man-01.rm

Night At The Museum
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Next
http://rapidshare.com/files/36680738/Next._2007_.R5.XViD-PUKKA-TBT.rm

Shrek 3
http://rapidshare.com/files/36885427/Shrek.3.TS.Xvid.THS.TFE.rm

Spiderman 2
http://rapidshare.com/files/39436386/Spiderman_2.rm

Spiderman 3
http://rapidshare.com/files/36885425/mvs-sp3-cd1.rm
http://rapidshare.com/files/36885426/mvs-sp3-cd2.rm

Free Willy
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927484/Free_Willy.rm

Madagascar
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927490/Madagascar.DVDRip.XviD-DoNE.rm

Open Season
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927493/open_season.rm

Hulk
http://rapidshare.com/files/36930037/hulk.rm

Jerry Maguire
http://rapidshare.com/files/36930038/JerryMaguireMagpie.rm

Happy Feet
http://rapidshare.com/files/36933846/Happy_Feet.rm

The Game
http://rapidshare.com/files/36933847/The_Game.rm

Prestige
http://rapidshare.com/files/36937627/The_Prestige_2006_DvDrip_XviD-aXXo.rm

Wallace and Gromit
http://rapidshare.com/files/36937638/Wallace_and_Gromit.rm

Winnie the pooh
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curse of the golden flower
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Forrest Gump
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Count of Monte Cristo
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Road to Perdition
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The Family Man
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Fantastic Four (2005)
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Fantastic Four (2005)
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Fantastic Four, Rise of Silver Surfer
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300 Spartan
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Almost Famous
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American Pie 1
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American Pie 2
http://rapidshare.com/files/41683331/ap_02_1_all.rm

American Pie 3
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American Pie 4
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American Pie 5 Naked Mile
http://rapidshare.com/files/38081815/American_Pie_5_-_Naked_mile.rm

Matrix 1
http://rapidshare.com/files/42052967/The_Matrix.rm

Matrix 2
http://rapidshare.com/files/42052968/the_matrix_reloaded.rm

Matrix 3
http://rapidshare.com/files/42053252/the_matrix_revolutions.rm

License to Wed
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Die Hard 4
http://rapidshare.com/files/42092779/dh4.rm

Ratatouille
http://rapidshare.com/files/42092774/Ratatouille.rm

Cars
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Casino Royale
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Changing Lane
http://rapidshare.com/files/38083705/Changing_Lanesok.rm

Oceans 13
http://rapidshare.com/files/38085023/ck-p-o13-cd1.rm
http://rapidshare.com/files/38085024/ck-p-o13-cd2.rm

Click
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Corpse Bride
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Crank
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Crash
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Flushed Away
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High Fidelity
http://rapidshare.com/files/38086376/High_Fidelity.rm

Les Invasion Barbares
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Les Invasion Barbares
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Loaded Weapon
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Match point
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http://rapidshare.com/files/38088237/Match_point_cd2.rm

Material Girls
http://rapidshare.com/files/38089502/Material.Girls.DVDRip.XviD.rm

M-I-III
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The Return of The Pink Panther
http://rapidshare.com/files/38089504/PinkPantherReturn.rm

Rumor Has It
http://rapidshare.com/files/38095023/Rumor_Has_It.rm

Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring (Korean Movie)
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The Illusionist
http://rapidshare.com/files/38096279/The_Illusionist.DVDRip.XviD-DiAMOND.rm

The New Guy
http://rapidshare.com/files/38096280/The_New_Guy__2002_.rm

Valiant
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Van Wilder
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Knocked Up (Sound Quality is bad, working on fixing it)
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http://rapidshare.com/files/38308406/20th-kup-cd2.rm

Evan Almighty
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http://rapidshare.com/files/39431478/Evan.Almighty.2007_CD2-Cam.rm

The Last Mimzy
http://rapidshare.com/files/39828635/cam-mimzy.rm

Transformers
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Free Willy
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927484/Free_Willy.rm

Madagascar
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927490/Madagascar.DVDRip.XviD-DoNE.rm

Open Season
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927493/open_season.rm

Hulk
http://rapidshare.com/files/36930037/hulk.rm

Jerry Maguire
http://rapidshare.com/files/36930038/JerryMaguireMagpie.rm

FAITH..............GOD.....SCIENCE

2009-08-07T04:29:00.000-07:00

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and......
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God.. ..
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy.
Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....
But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make
darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a
Substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

ARMY MEDICAL CORPS SSC DRS WANTED

2009-08-05T23:37:00.000-07:00

DOCTORS VACANCY FOR ABU DHABI

2009-08-05T08:25:00.000-07:00

Dear Doctor,

The life line hospital Group, Abu Dhabi (A chain of super specialty hospitals with the state of art technology), the delegates are visiting India for final selection of Doctors.

You are cordially invited to attend the final interview with the Hospital delegates. Kindly carry the following documents as per HAAD (Health Authority of Abu Dhabi) Checklist.

1. Latest Updated CV (2 Nos)
2. Copy of SSLC, Higher Secondary school certificate
3. Copy of basic Medical Degree, PG, Diploma etc.
4. Copy of Medical Council Registration (MBBS), Additional qualification registration for Specialist/Consultant from home country
5. Copy of experience certificates (Duly signed by HR-Director or Medical Director) uninterrupted after internship till date.
6. Transcript & Mark sheet for the medical qualifications
7. Passport copy of all pages (36 pages including blank pages)
8. Passport size color photograph 20 Nos. (white background)
9. Copy of any licenses if worked in other countries
10. Certificate of Good Standing (Optional)

Date and Venue as follows:

On 7th August 2009
From 9.00 AM ONWARDS CHARISHMA THE RECRUITMENT COMPANY
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R.C.Marg, Chembur Naka, Mumbai-71
Tel: 022-25221817/25243680
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On 8th August 2009
From 9.00 AM ONWARDS
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On 9th August 2009
From 9.00 AM ONWARDS
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Tel: 0484 2376402 / 2377402 / 3240131
Mobile: 09847095967 / 09349242111 / 09947659991

With Regards,
Alban Rose
Manager-Recuritment.
CHARISHMA THE RECRUITMENT COMPANY
Gurudev Appartment, G-01 Ground FloorR.C.Marg, Chembur Naka, Mumbai-71
Tel: 022-25221817/25243680 Mobile: 9220762553/9220762551

THE INDO PAK WAR 1971

2009-07-26T06:12:00.000-07:00

Dear freinds,
We all read history..about churchill/lincon/world war/revolution around world..etc but we have never been taught what happened in our country..As an INDIAN its my humble request to all of you-
please visit this web page and see the links given on this page.
not in one day or a moment but slowly..daily..repeatedly...its something which we all should know..at least I feel so

http://www.subcontinent.com/1971war/1971war_index.html

MEDIC HUMOR

2009-07-23T07:16:00.001-07:00

MOH INTERVIEW

2009-07-23T07:04:00.000-07:00

Dear Doctor,

MOH interview will start from 28.07.09 in Delhi and 3.08.09 in Bangalore. Kindly inform where you would like to attend the interview in Delhi or Bangalore and date also.
For more information we are attaching herewith the delegation details.
You are most welcome to attend the interview through us.
Thanking you,
Reshma Ahmed
(Branch Manager)
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Ahmed Enterprises
148/A, IInd Floor, Deep Complex
Kilokari, Maharanibagh
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MOH Delegation

VATICAN HUMOUR

2009-07-21T10:36:00.000-07:00

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he
doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on
the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we
can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning..

'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver
quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it,
accelerating the limo to 205 kph... (Remember, the Pope is German..)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop
takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: ' A senator?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'

BUS

2009-07-21T10:33:00.000-07:00

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically weak? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."

Management Lesson:

"Be sure there is a problem in the first place

before working hard to solve one."

VERY INTERESTING STUFF

2009-07-21T10:29:00.000-07:00

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

THOUGHT THAT MATTERS

2009-07-19T02:40:00.001-07:00

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.......................... It's the best I could do for you from here."

MORAL:
No matter where you are in the world, if you have decided to do something deep from your heart, you can do it. It is the thought that matters and not where you are or where the person is.

MEMORABLE QUOTES

2009-07-14T04:16:00.001-07:00

Memorable Quotes With Pics II

DAILY QUOTES

2009-07-14T04:04:00.000-07:00

Daily Success Quotes

THIS IS GOOD

2009-07-11T11:41:00.000-07:00

The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!"

One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was blown off.

Examining the situation, the friend remarked as usual, "This is good!" To which the king replied, "No, this is NOT good!" and proceeded to send his friend to jail.

About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should have known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took him to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and bound him to the stake. As they came near to set fire to the wood, they noticed that the king was missing a thumb. Being superstitious, they never ate anyone that was less than whole. So untying the king, they sent him on his way.

As the king returned home, he was reminded of the event that had taken his thumb and felt remorse for his treatment of his friend. He went immediately to the jail to speak with his friend. "You were right," the king said, "it was good that my thumb was blown off." And the king proceeded to tell the friend all that had just happened. "And so I am very sorry for sending you to jail for so long. It was bad for me to do this."

"No," his friend replied, "This is good!"

"What do you mean, 'This is good'? How could it be good that I sent my friend to jail for a year?"

"If I had NOT been in jail, I would have been with you & instead of you the Cannibals would have eaten me "

Situations may not always seem pleasant while we experience them, but it depends the way you see them... the choice is yours!!!

TEACHING FACULTY REQUIREMENT IN CHINA- MBBS DRS APPLY

2009-06-19T05:31:00.000-07:00

PASSPORT VERY ESSENTIAL
We are on the process of recruiting teachers who have been teaching in various medical colleges in India as per MCI standard for our top Government Universities in China for the semester which has started from 1st September 2009. The students to be taught are Indian and the teaching is in English.
TRAVEL BY 1st week of September 09
We are representing 7 universities in china for undergraduate MBBS program.
Usually the recruitment is for 4 &1/2 months to 1 year depending on the subject and the contract with the university or if the teacher wishes to continue in china in various universities could do so if the teacher is willing.

We are looking at MBBS graduates at lecturer level or with MD /MS as assistant / professor level who have either been teaching or who are confident of teaching all Basic Medicine subjects for MBBS students studying in China.
The teacher should be able to teach Pre, para and clinical subjects in our colleges in case he is MBBS graduate else if a teacher has specialization in specific subjects then they can teach their own in case of vacancy in that particular subject.
Currently we have requirement for teaching surgery & Phamacology in Southern Medical University, Guangzhou, P. R. China.

We require the following for processing of papers
1. Resume, including education and work experience, and recommendation letter from previous work unit. Please mention all the papers presented either National or International.
2. Copy of highest degree or diploma
3. Copy of Marksheets
3. Copy of passport
4. Reference letters from any of the HOD or previous work units on letter head.
5. Details of conferences attended, national or international. Further paper requirements shall be intimated once the candidate is finalized.

The facility provided by the university is
1. Air ticket 2 way once a year (initial ticket should be bought by the faculty, either one way or two way, because in some colleges the faculty need to go on tourist visa for which two way ticket is required and after reaching the college, the college will extend his / her visa
2. Reimbursement of one way air ticket will be done by college at the end of each semester .i.e one way for one semester upto 3000 RMB.
3. Initial visa processing will be done by us on payment of Rs. 3000/-
4. Free accommodation will be provided by the university. Salary for tutors would be RMB 7000 subject to tax cut and to be decided by the university depending on the experience and salary for MD’s will be totally decided by the university. One vacation salary would be provided by Southern Medical University.

Other on hand information's
1. Recruitment would be usually between 4 ½ months to 9 months. One semester is approximately 4 ½ months (March to July) and September to January is another semester. In between there will be a vacation.
2. Mode of payment would be in RMB and usually it is cash payment. 1 RMB = 7.3-7.5 Rupees (check for the current rate)
3. Tax cut would range from 7% to 10%.
4. Monthly expenditure in china on personal expenses and food would be Rs.3000 - 4000 per month.
5. 70% of the income can be transferred through bank to India.
6. 90% of the income would be saving.
8. All our colleges have Indian restaurants/canteens on the campus.
9. Teaching plan would be given by Dr. Bose.
10. All the teachers are required to take Overseas Travel Insurance which covers Medical too. Kindly expedite dispatch of the documents at the earliest by email.

For more details about the colleges/universities, kindly visit our website www.saraswationline.com or www.siewf.org.
You can write to
Dr. Bose,
Dean Medical Education Department,
and
Saraswati online.com at dramitbose@yahoo.com ,
9945536087 and his China no. is 0086 15915744100
Will get in touch with you again.
Please send in all the papers to
rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com
Our address is
Saraswati Online.com
Soundarya Paramount,
I floor,102, # 83 / 87, 5th Cross,
Malleswaram Circle
Bangalore 560003.
Ph: 23343169, 23343207
Regards
Rekhaa Narsimhan
Program Coordinator
Saraswati International Education & Welfare Foundation
9980036089
rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com

MBBS + 2YRS EXPERIENCE-ABU DHABI

2009-05-29T05:16:00.000-07:00

We have openings for MBBS doctors with 2 years of clinical experience in medical wards AFTER registration.

Openings are at various private hospitals in UAE.

Job details are:
Starting Salary: 110,000 INR/month
Accommodation: 1 bedroom apartment provided by hospital

Please send us your resume, medical registration certificate as well as your passport pages and get in touch with us if you are interested in the position.
2 years of experience after registration is very important for the position. Doctors with experience in non-clinical setting (pharma industry/clinical trails etc) need not apply.
Doctors will have to clear a written exam in Abu Dhabi. The next exam date is July 4th 2009. All exam expenses will be borne by the hospital EXCEPT the airfare. The airfare will also be reimbursed back to you once you clear the exam and join the hospital. Airfare should be between Rs15,000-Rs20,000 to/fro from India-Abu Dhabi.
We DO NOT charge you any service fee for our services.
Warm regards,
Saru Tumuluri
www.globalnursesnetwork.com
+91 (80) 42118103 (India/Bangalore office)
+91 9740511775 (India Mobile)

Culture Unplugged Video

2009-04-27T22:38:00.001-07:00

View this movie at cultureunplugged.com

LEAVE LETTERS

2009-04-20T08:56:00.000-07:00

" since i have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me 1 week leave"

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A HUMBLE PLEA TO THE PM

2009-04-20T00:49:00.000-07:00

Krishna Iyer’s plea

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INTERNET MOVIE DATABASE

2009-04-15T23:57:00.000-07:00

www.imdb.com

if you are a hollywood movie aficianado,then this site is a must for you...!

The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) is a HUGE collection of movie information.

catalog every pertinent detail about a movie, from who was in it, to who made it, to trivia about it, to filming locations, and even where you can find reviews and fan sites on the web.

present this information in a manner that is easy to search and access.

The IMDb started as a hobby project by an international group of movie essentially something by movie fans for movie fans.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN AVERAGE LOOKING GIRL

2009-04-14T09:44:00.001-07:00

BECAUSE THESE DAYS........

COSMETICS CAN DO ANYHTING...!!

LOGIC

2009-04-14T09:33:00.000-07:00

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

HOW BIG ARE WE?

2009-04-14T09:26:00.001-07:00

CUSTOMER SERVICE

2009-04-14T09:17:00.000-07:00

No one can make you serve customers well.

That`s because great service is a choice.

Years ago, Harvey Mackay, (Business Motivational Speaker & Inspirational Quotes - Harvey Mackay)told a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point.

He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport.

When a cab pulled up,the first thing Harvey noticed was that the taxi was polished to abright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshlypressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car toopen the back passenger door for Harvey.

He handed him a laminated cardand said:`I`m Wally, your driver. While I`m loading your bags in the trunk I`d like you to read my mission statement.`

Taken aback, Harvey read thecard.

It said:Wally`s Mission Statement:To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment.

This blew Harvey away.

Especially when he noticed that the inside ofthe cab matched the outside. Spotlessly clean!

As he slid behind thewheel, Wally said, `Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a thermos ofregular and one of decaf.`

Harvey said jokingly, `No, I`d prefer a soft drink.`

Wally smiled and said, `No problem. I have a cooler up front with regular and Diet Coke, water and orange juice.`

Almost stuttering, Harvey said, `I`ll take a Diet Coke.`

Handing him his drink, Wally said, `If you`d like something to read,

Ihave The Wall Street Journal, Time, Sports Illustrated and USA Today.`

As they were pulling away, Wally handed him another laminated card.`

These are the stations I get and the music they play, if you`d like tolisten to the radio.`

And as if that weren`t enough, Wally told Harvey that he had the airconditioning on and asked if the temperature was comfortable for him.

Then he advised Harvey of the best route to his destination for thattime of day.

He also let him know that he`d be happy to chat and tell him about some of the sights or, if Harvey preferred, to leave him withhis own thoughts.`

Tell me, Wally,` Harvey asked the driver, `have you always served customers like this?

`Wally smiled into the rearview mirror. `No, not always. In fact, it'sonly been in the last two years. My first five years driving, I spentmost of my time complaining like all the rest of the cabbies do. Then I heard the personal growth guru, Wayne Dyer, on the radio oneday.

He had just written a book called You`ll See It When You BelieveIt.

Dyer said that if you get up in the morning expecting to have a badday, you`ll rarely disappoint yourself.

He said, `Stop complaining! Differentiate yourself from yourcompetition.

Don`t be a duck. Be an eagle.

Ducks quack and complain.

Eagles soar above the crowd.```

That hit me right between the eyes,` said Wally. `Dyer was reallytalking about me. I was always quacking and complaining, so I decidedto change my attitude and become an eagle.

I looked around at the othercabs and their drivers. The cabs were dirty, the drivers wereunfriendly, and the customers were unhappy. So I decided to make somechanges. I put in a few at a time.

When my customers responded well, Idid more.``I take it that has paid off for you,`

Harvey said. `It sure has,`Wally replied. `

My first year as an eagle, I doubled my income from theprevious year. This year I`ll probably quadruple it. You were lucky toget me today.

I don`t sit at cabstands anymore. My customers call mefor appointments on my cell phone or leave a message on my answeringmachine.

If I can`t pick them up myself, I get a reliable cabbie friendto do it and I take a piece of the action.`

Wally was phenomenal.

He was running a limo service out of a Yellow Cab. Harvey probably told that story to more than fifty cab drivers over the years, and only two took the idea and ran with it.

WheneverHarvey went to their cities, he would give them a call.

The rest of the drivers quacked like ducks and told him all the reasons they couldn`t do any of what he was suggesting.

Johnny the Bagger and Wally the Cab Driver made a different choice.

They decided to stop quacking like ducks and start soaring like eagles.

How about you? Apply it in your own businesses and homes and see the change around you

WORD JUMBLE

2009-04-14T09:04:00.000-07:00

DILIP VENGSARKAR

When you rearrange the letters:

SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters:

END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY

When you rearrange the letters:

NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange theletters:THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER

ASHAMED

2009-04-14T08:45:00.000-07:00

It hurts me... Does this hurt you?
WHO Deserves MORE?

The India cricket team bus. & DON'T MISS the VIJAY RATH
Now lets have a look at the luxury our commandos had after their 60 hours sleepless battle!!!
The Black Cat (NSG) commando bus after operation at TAJ .

WHICH VICTORY WAS CRITICAL???

What a shame and disgrace to every citizen of India that the elite NSG Force was transported into ordinary BEST buses,

whereas our cricketers are transported into state of the art luxury buses,

these Jawans lay down their lives to protect every Indian and

these cricketers get paid even if they lose a match,

we worship these cricketers and forget the martyrdom of these brave Jawans.

The Jawans should be paid the salaries of the cricketers and
the cricketers should be paid the salaries of the Jawans.

can Withdraw all protection of commandos provided to I.P. , V.I.P. and V.V.I.P. (As they are affluent and rich enough to have security of their own) and

instead put these commandos to protect our children and general public.

Guys lets utilize our votes sensibly, that's the least we can do

2009-04-14T08:35:00.000-07:00

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked

----

"Then why did you eat him?"

ILLUSION

2009-04-14T08:24:00.000-07:00

When you look at this picture close up, you see Albert Einstein,

but if you stand about fifteen feet away, the picture will become Marilyn Monroe.

TRY THIS

2009-04-14T08:19:00.003-07:00

http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf

http://www.freestuffhotdeals.com/hacker/1.html

Just click on this link n use ur common sense to navigate. It has 23 pages one after the other, starting from this firstpage. The trick is to find a way to go to the next page. If u can really go to the 23rd page ur a genius in ur own respect :) So best of luck n keep clicking, tik tik ....

IS INDIA A POOR COUNTRY

2009-04-14T08:01:00.000-07:00

Revelation of Swiss bank accounts
This is so shocking.......If black money deposits was an Olympics event.... India would have won a gold medal hands down.

The second best Russia has 4 times lesser deposit. U.S. is not even there in the counting in top five! India has more money in Swiss banks than all the other countries combined!
Recently, due to international pressure, the Swiss government agreed to disclose the names of the account holders only if the respective governments formally asked for it. Indian government is not asking for the details.......no marks for guessing why?
We need to start a movement to pressurise the government to do so! This is perhaps the only way, and a golden opportunity, to expose the high and mighty and weed out corruption!
Please read on......and forward to all the honest Indians to.....like somebody is forwarding to you.......and build a ground-swell of support for action!
Is India poor, who says? Ask the Swiss banks. With personal account deposit bank of $1,500 billion in foreign reserve which have been misappropriated, an amount 13 times larger than the country's foreign debt, one needs to rethink if India is a poor country?
DISHONEST INDUSTRIALISTS, scandalous politicians and corrupt IAS, IRS, IPS officers have deposited in foreign banks in their illegal personal accounts a sum of about $1500 billion, which have been misappropriated by them. This amount is about 13 times larger than the country's foreign debt. With this amount 45 crore poor people can get Rs 1,00,000 each. This huge amount has been appropriated from the people of India by exploiting and betraying them. Once this huge amount of black money and property comes back to India , the entire foreign debt can be repaid in 24 hours. After paying the entire foreign debt, we will have surplus amount, almost 12 times larger than the foreign debt.

If this surplus amount is invested in earning interest, the amount of interest will be more than the annual budget of the Central government. So even if all the taxes are abolished, then also the Central government will be able to maintain the country very comfortably.
Some 80,000 people travel to Switzerland every year, of whom 25,000 travel very frequently. 'Obviously, these people won't be tourists. They must be travelling there for some other reason,' believes an official involved in tracking illegal money.

And, clearly, he isn't referring to the commerce ministry bureaucrats who've been flitting in and out of Geneva ever since the World Trade Organisation (WTO) negotiations went into a tailspin!
Just read the following details and note how these dishonest industrialists, scandalous politicians, corrupt officers, cricketers, film actors, illegal sex trade and protected wildlife operators, to name just a few, sucked this country's wealth and prosperity. This may be the picture of deposits in Swiss banks only. What about other international banks?
Black money in Swiss banks -- Swiss Banking Association report, 2006 details bank deposits in the territory of Switzerland by nationals of following countries:
TOP FIVE
INDIA $1,456 BILLION

RUSSIA $470 BILLION

U.K. $390 BILLION

UKRAINE $100 BILLION

CHINA $96 BILLION
Now do the math's - India with $1,456 billion or $1.4 trillion has more money in Swiss banks than rest of the world combined.

Public loot since 1947:
Can we bring back our money? It is one of the biggest loots witnessed by mankind -- the loot of the Aam Aadmi (common man) since 1947, by his brethren occupying public office. It has been orchestrated by politicians, bureaucrats and some businessmen.
The list is almost all-encompassing. No wonder, everyone in India loots with impunity and without any fear.

What is even more depressing in that this ill-gotten wealth of ours has been stashed away abroad into secret bank accounts located in some of the world's best known tax havens. And to that extent the Indian economy has been stripped of its wealth. Ordinary Indians may not be exactly aware of how such secret accounts operate and what are the rules and regulations that go on to govern such tax havens.

However, one may well be aware of 'Swiss bank accounts,' the shorthand for murky dealings, secrecy and of course pilferage from developing countries into rich developed ones.
In fact, some finance experts and economists believe tax havens to be a conspiracy of the western world against the poor countries. By allowing the proliferation of tax havens in the twentieth century, the western world explicitly encourages the movement of scarce capital from the developing countries to the rich. In March 2005, the Tax Justice Network (TJN) published a research finding demonstrating that $11.5 trillion of personal wealth was held offshore by rich individuals across the globe.
The findings estimated that a large proportion of this wealth was managed from some 70 tax havens. Further, augmenting these studies of TJN, Raymond Baker -- in his widely celebrated book titled 'Capitalism's Achilles Heel: Dirty Money and How to Renew the Free Market System' -- estimates that at least $5 trillion have been shifted out of poorer countries to the West since the mid-1970.
It is further estimated by experts that one per cent of the world's population holds more than 57 per cent of total global wealth, routing it invariably through these tax havens. How much of this is from India is anybody's guess.
What is to be noted here is that most of the wealth of Indians parked in these tax havens is illegitimate money acquired through corrupt means. Naturally, the secrecy associated with the bank accounts in such places is central to the issue, not their low tax rates as the term 'tax havens' suggests. Remember Bofors and how India could not trace the ultimate beneficiary of those transactions because of the secrecy associated with these bank accounts?
IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN SAVE INDIA?

A POEM FOR YOU TO THINK

2009-04-14T07:24:00.000-07:00

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load..
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

HOW TO BE UNFORGETTABLE

2009-04-14T07:11:00.000-07:00

A piece of being a Leader Without a Title involves being so brilliant, gifted and human at what you do that people cannot forget who you are.

Your good name becomes tattooed on the minds and hearts of everyone whose lives you touch. Hoards of roving ambassadors tell everyone they know about the experience you created for them - and of your rare air genius.

That's the space you need to play at.

To succeed in business today.

4 Best Practices I teach to my clients that will help you get there:

1. Keep Your Promises.

Trust lives at the foundation of every great relationship. And business is all about relationships. When people like you, they buy from you - and help you in all ways. By becoming impeccable with your word, trust grows wildly.

2. Be BIW (Best in World).

Being excellent at what you do is just the price of admission in our globalized, uber-connected world. To succeed and be truly unforgettable, may I suggest that the standard you play at is The Best in The World. At my leadership seminars I sometimes run an exercise that begins with this question: "what 10 things would the person who is best in the world at what you do be doing on a regular basis that you are not doing?". Start your list.

3. Be Radically Ethical.

The pristine reputation that took you decades to build could be torn down in 60 seconds of bad judgment. Seriously. Just watch the news these days and you'll get what I mean.

To show leadership in business (and life) today, it's mission-critical to be radically ethical. No dishonorable move goes unnoticed. Decency wins.

4. Be fun.

Whatever happened to fun? Stop taking life so seriously. Generate the ability to laugh - even at the toughest of times. You become unforgettable - and irresistible the moment you lighten up. And get that smile back on your face.

Life's a short ride when you really think about it. Might be smart to enjoy every turn of it.
- Robin Sharma (Author of 'The Monk who sold his ferrari' and Leadership guru)

DIL HINDUSTANI

2009-04-14T07:02:00.000-07:00

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bankwill need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

"The Indian replies: Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'

Ah, the mind of the Indian... This is why India is shining

THE RING

2009-04-14T06:57:00.000-07:00

A young man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with abeautiful young lady on his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend" he said.
The jeweller looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ringpriced at $4500.
"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique", hesaid. At that, the jeweller went and fetched his special stock from thesafe." Here's one stunning ring at $33000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?"

"I'll pay by cheque, but of course the bankwould want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone the bank Monday and I'll collect the ring onMonday afternoon".
Monday morning a very irritated jeweller phones the man." You liedthere's no money in that account."
"I know, but you CAN'T imagine what a Fantastic WEEKEND I had????"

CONFIDENCE, TRUST & NEVER LOSE HOPE!

2009-04-14T06:51:00.000-07:00

CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella
that's Confidence
TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air, he laughs......
because he knows you will catch him;
that's Trust
HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that's Hope

GENEALOGY

2008-09-07T11:45:00.000-07:00

A little girl asked her mother,
'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered,
'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered,
'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

TEST

2008-09-07T11:42:00.000-07:00

1. A murderer is condemned to death.
He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires,
the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and
the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for Over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both goout together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph.
I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it!
It is unusual though.
Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd.
But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.
Try to do so without any coaching!
DON'T PEEK

ANSWERS:
1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.
3. Charcoal
4. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
5. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph

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2008-09-07T11:41:00.000-07:00

ANT AND GRASSHOPPER

2008-09-07T11:35:00.000-07:00

U.S VERSION

Ant & Grasshopper :

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its houseand laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays thesummer away.

Come winter ,the Ant is warm and well fed.

The Grasshopper has no foodor shelter so he dies out in the cold.

INDIAN Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its houseand laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & playsthe summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference anddemands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fedwhile others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shiveringGrasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with atable filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be that thispoor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demandingthat Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian Governmentfor not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to theGrasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for promptsupport as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout.

Left parties call for 'Bharat Bandh'in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from workinghard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Antsand Grasshoppers.

BJP wants Sonia Gandhi's apology.Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all IndianRailway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of TerrorismAgainst Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning ofthe winter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers inEducational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothingleft to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by theGovernment and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered byNDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.

CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'.

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly....

Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollarcompany in Silicon Valley ..

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservationsomewhere in India ....

As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding theGrasshoppers,

India is still a developing country!!!

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RETIREMENT DINNER

2008-07-20T00:35:00.000-07:00

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.
A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make
the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.

He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.'

I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here.

I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.

The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister.

I was appalled.

But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people....... '

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late.

He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. '

I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived,' said the politician.

'In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession.'

Moral: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER BE LATE ! ! !

90/10

2008-07-20T00:27:00.000-07:00

The 90/10 Principle

Author: Stephen Covey

Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations). What is this principle?
10% of our life is made up of what happens to us. 90% of life is decided by how we react.

What does this mean?

We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%.
The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%. How? By your reaction.

You cannot control a red light., but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.
Let's use an example.
You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just have happened. What happens next will be determined by how you react. You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for chool. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse.

You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter.

Why?

Because of how you reacted in the morning.

Why did you have a bad day?

A) Did the coffee cause it?

B) Did your daughter cause it?

C) Did the policeman cause it?

D) Did you cause it?

The answer is " D".

You had no control over what happened with the coffee.

How you reacted in those 5 seconds was what caused your bad day.

Here is what could have and should have happened.

Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry.

You gently say, "It's ok honey, you just need, to be more careful next time".

Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs.

After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus.

She turns and waves.

You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff.

Your boss comments on how good the day you are having.

Notice the difference?

Two different scenarios.

Both started the same. Both ended different. Why?

Because of how you REACTED. You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction. Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle.

If someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge.

Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day.

A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc. How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic?
Do you lose your temper?

Pound on the steering wheel?

A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off)

Do you curse?

Does your blood pressure skyrocket?

Do you try and bump them?

WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work?

Why let the cars ruin yourdrive?

Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry aboutit.

You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated?

It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job.

The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day.

Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant?

She has no control over what is going on.

Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger.

Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse.

Now you know the 90-10 principle.

Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it. The 90-10 principle is incredible.

Very few know and apply this principle.

The result?

Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache.

We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle.

It CAN change our lives.

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2008-07-19T07:18:00.000-07:00

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